this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Is this the new drinking hose water?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

and usually finished the job before the download was complete. "- ow I can see the neck that enough for me"

God damn 56kbps dial up modem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I started with a 1200, quickly updated to 2400 bps modem. 56k was an absurd fantasy at the time. I didn't download anything much though (obviously).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So you remember the internet at this speed Moss? Up all night and you’d see three women.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

The pain was that you had no idea what the image really contained until it was downloading. Sure, thumbnails existed, but they were like 20x20. So you didn't know if you were getting someone naked, or someone wearing a beige body suit or some other nonsense.

About halfway through you could usually make a judgement call on whether you wanted to finish the download or try a different picture.

It was a gigantic time sink.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Hey, the static on channel 13 looks like a boob

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Damn, that struck home hard.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Sears Catalogs? What sort of sick shit is this?

National Geographics is what you were supposed to jerk off to. All those naked ladies in tropical countries...

And it was okay, because it was educational!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Look at Mr.Moneybags over here with the NatGeo subscription

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

To this day, seeing women from the Himba tribe gets me going

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Ah, I too am a man of culture.

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