You don't know how much Germans love mayo, then.
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I'm german and this phrase is utterly bs. Tbh, every German You will tell this will treat You like you're a retard.
What would be the proper phrasing for this question?
E.g.: Was liebst du mehr, Mayonnaise oder mich?
What do You like better, Mayonnaise or me?
The point is, it's highly improper to not love a person in favor of a thing. Instead You can lighten it up a bit by just asking for what they like better.
The initial question is only askable among very close friends (Irony/Saracasm), usually not even for couples and definitely not for love interests or lose contacts.
It’s grammatically correct but every sane German will obviously pick mayo.
fr... I am german, of course I love mayonnaise
If I ever go to Germany, I now have an awesome pickup line.
Be prepared for a lot of Germans to pick mayo