Finally!
My David cop-a-feel jokes will TAKE OFF
Edit; I am not as creative as I thought
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Finally!
My David cop-a-feel jokes will TAKE OFF
Edit; I am not as creative as I thought
When people of note, long since past their prime,
Find out that the charges, are for serious crime,
The gop wiggles and wriggles and screams,
Because a new friend, has now joined their team!
David Cop-a-feel
Damn it was true all along.
Minors?... No mercy.
"And now, I'll make these allegations disappear!"
OK if no one else will say it.. David Cop-a-feel?
in before he comes out as a conservative and goes on a grifting world tour
in before the right wing loons nominate him for president
Here we go again, oh boy!
He was making the sausage dissapear...
This isn’t the first time Copperfield has faced allegations of sexual impropriety. Back in 2018, he vehemently denied similar accusations, stating on Twitter that he has endured years of false news stories about fabricated acts and emphasized his innocence.
Sigh… I dunno, man.
endured years of false news
Why would there be so many false stories about one celeb and not others? It's not proof and he should get a fair trial. It's just odd that the same story would be falsely accused so many times. It certainly doesn't look good.
I don't know about this instance, but in the general, it could be that the person is a complete fucking douche, and people are trying to stick it to them however they can. That might mean lying, blowing things out of proportion, or just slightly twisting the truth.
And once sharks smell blood, they swarm. One allegation will lead to another.
Again, I don't know the situation here and refuse to pick a side. Guilt is for the courts to decide. But there's plenty of people who will lie, cheat, and steal for money or fame.
The cynic in me is like, what if these lawyers are strategizing like that? They know that if many people make the same claim it builds a stronger case.
But the logical part of my brain says HMMM..., how plausible is that, really.
He was in Epstein's little black book. Not exactly surprising.
He's David Fucking Copperfield, nobody at all is surprised, his entire being just oozes creep energy and entitled douchiness.
Again?
I legitimately thought David Copperfield was dead. Didn't he die during an escape stunt?
Or was that someone else?
I remember him dying in a South Afrikan prison in the 1980s
Eaten by a family of domesticated bears, while distracted by a Fruit of the Loom logo.
Maybe you’re thinking of David Blaine who almost died from his stunts multiple times?
David Blaine who almost died....
Yaaaaa I seriously doubt that, his PR team worked overtime to promote that nonsense
You’re probably right and I don’t really keep up to date with magicians but I believe he literally took a bullet to his throat when his bullet catching trick failed. I’d say that’s pretty close to dying.
Edit: DDG-fu
https://uproxx.com/entertainment/david-blaine-shot-in-throat-gun-trick/
I'm going to adopt that as head-canon and spread it as facts.
It's an illusion, Gob. A trick is something a whore does for money.
I don't care for Gob.
Or cocaine!
I have a feeling Copperfield is no stranger to making cocaine disappear.