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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Neighbor: this dog really needs to see a vet. It's like he's living on beer and beans!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Fun fact, those famous Bigfoot foot prints? Yep it was sure hoax and this is how they did it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Those must've been some giant flip-flops.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Well the turds they left match a Bigfoot, so I choose to believe

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Lol I do this, but instead of footprints I poop

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I think they meant, that they also pooped, since the neighbor was ranting about the poop ( it must have been a dog in their logic, because of the dog footprints )

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Oh man, I seriously missed that and thought I was being clever lol.

Sonofa

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's okay, I thought you meant that you were turning the poop into footprints, which was disturbing to imagine.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That... Uh, that is what I meant! Yeah!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Neighbor: Why does this dog eat so much corn!?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Corn? I don't reMEMBAH eating any corn!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

What you want to do is get one that is more roughly shaped but still recognisable as a paw print and have the paw part be made of a soft material that hard enough to leave paw prints in dort but inconsistentently so the paw prints in the dirt aren't perfectly uniform

It would also be better to have the paw part be casted from a real dog paw

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Are there really people who don't have authentic paw casts for this?

Mounted four of mine on one of these:

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