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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
> 4chan
> greentext about sister
> no incest

Am disappoint.

On a more serious note, I hope that's a true story. A healthy social circle, even if it's only 1 person, does wonders to people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm exhausted just reading this. It being 2am may be a factor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

these feel good greentexts always make me feel a certain type of way.

I'd like to think they're almost certainly feel good posting, i.e. fake. But 4chan levels of fake.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if the coaxing thing was an intended pun after the fiber optic thing before it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

considering that coax and fiber optic are two different things, probably not, but judging by the fact that the fiber box is outside, it's probably run inside using coax, and that is a rather astute observation.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (6 children)

TIL Lindt is luxury chocolate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Premium, I definitely agree. But luxury is pushing it imo, given the prices and ingredients used. Imo luxury chocolate is either artisanal and/or has extremely high quality standards (e.g having as little stuff that is not pure cocoa and sugar as possible in its ingredients), and thus even more expensive than Lindt.

As I already said in another comment, this is a eurocentric point of view. When I lived in Canada I didn't buy Lindt because they were almost twice as expensive as what I was used to.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

When it's being compared to Hershey and Nestlé bars? Yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lindt is positioned as a premium supermarket brand in some places where it is usually a little better and more expensive than the default brand eg Cadbury. For many people it would be seen as a bit of a treat over their regular supermarket brand. Some markets have more appreciation and better access to good chocolate than others but it is a relative thing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It isn't? Yes there is way more expensive chocolate but Lind isn't cheap.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lindt is pretty good as packaged chocolate goes. You can always find some fancy artisanal chocolatier if you can afford to spend a few bucks per chocolate but for a HS student Lindt is pretty high tier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

That's the sister. Anon sounds like he has limited means. No need to make fun of them for being poor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Some of us had to do a senior victory lap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Laughs in Fazer

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you can find her a real life boyfriend you deserve a degree in social work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure it's actually gonna happen

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