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What's the censored word
I think it rhymes with maggots.
And also means "a bundle of sticks"
Fascist?
I am Danish and I have never seen this...
Actually, you just saw it, so you have seen it
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I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.
Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants
NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.
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That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.
We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!
Don't forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!
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I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y'all
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How do you devil it?
Paint it red and add some horns
Watch the video above, deviling would be quite easy actually.
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Literally never seen or had this in Denmark.
Well, apparently you missed out: https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html
Boiled chicken eggs are where there is no, and if not a gourmet, when peeling eggs out, you will not distinguish the other American chicken eggs anywhere in Vietnam.
Am I having an aneurysm or is that first paragraph gibberish?
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My guess is they're used in industrial kitchens when preparing lunch for lots of people. You know, the same people who have 10L of egg-whites in the walk-in cooler. I can't imagine regular people using them, they're definitely not available in shops.
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Wait until you see long egg nog.
What's wrong with the chickens is more what I'm thinking.
They're extruding chickens
They're cock eggs, obviously.
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They are just regular long chickens, nothing to be concerned about
Sweden: Flying Jacob
That's the epitome of "fuck it, I'll just throw in whatever I have around".
I'd try it, I think plantains would be better than bananas though.
Definitely high when he came up with this. That “air freight industry” bit was just a handy coincidence.
I want to try it!
That sounds delicious!
It really is delicious