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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Laugh all you want, but you know Microsoft will make a TUI version of VSCode and Copilot+ will be implemented into BASH.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I choose violence

[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 months ago

That's right! It goes in the square hole

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

This made me physically ill.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My head hurts now, I need to go lay down....

[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

Gopher, the Go language mascot mixed in with Rust language mascot.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Vscode is my favorite. Now there is a sentence I never expected to type.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

These are some sick crossovers, ngl. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and you just know this laptop is running Windows Vista

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Vista >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The more I looked the more I laughed 😂

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

cthulhubuntu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

The biggest offense is the cut line on the GitHub sticker...what the fuck is going on there? Why cut out around the H?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Dogs sleeping with cats.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Do you want lawlessness? Because this is how you get lawlessness.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

All I have is questions… but I’m not sure I want the answers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Picospace for nano

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Why do they spell kubuntu with this weird letter C in their logo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's the debian logo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

i think its lubuntu with a fancy 𝓛.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Everything is wrong ahhhgghhghhhhh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I mean there are many arch users but ubuntu is next level