The hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
Beeeeetlejuice
this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
787 points (99.1% liked)
Microblog Memes
5307 readers
1914 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Nah the hardest part of keeping bees is dealing with your neighbor who keeps Japanese murder hornets
I feel similar about gardening
Less problem coming up withem than it would be remembering them all
Hiving them little "Hi, my name is..." tags helps a lot.
John, Paul, George and Ringo.
Wrong type of insect.
If they'd spelled their band name correctly then the first syllable would've been 🐝
Bifur, Bofur, Bomber….
Too bad there wasn't a clan of elves named with B names, there'd be a few hives worth of names in the Silmarillion
Nah, the puns make the names easy...
Bee Arthur Beeatrice Bee kind Beetlejuice
Susan Bee Anthony, Susan Bee Anthony II, Susan Bee Anthony III, Susan Bee Anthony IV, ..., I could go on but I would not want my fingers to get sore and tired.
Buzzy Boy
Buzzzy Boy
Buzzzzy Boy
...
Surely that’s what UUIDs are for
I always wonder, in the multiverse are these unique? Like are GUIDs unique on other planets?
No, there is a very very veeeery tiny chance of them not being unique. But it is so incredibly small, it doesn't matter at all. Unless you f-up the way you generate them, you are fine.
I’m kind of just joking about why they have a UUID vs a GUID.
UUIBees
I love you b011c1ad-b091-42d4-bc2e-a6c41c8117dc
of course it starts with a B
Bob one, Bob two, Bob three and George.
George Foreman?
They must start with a B
Beellezzzebub
Baaron
That's a sheep's name silly
Beeron
This is wholesome lol
Nah, remembering all the names is way harder. Not to mention distinguishing the individual bees...
Easy, you just name them after whatevers distinguish that bee. Like if the bee only can see on four of his five eyes, you naturally call him Foureye.
Beeatrice is one...
Beers, beets, Beetlestar Galactica.
Bort
No, my bee son is also named Bort
Beavis
Beevis, ffs! I mean, it was right there.
Right. Beehave!
Beelexander
Fuck it the rest of you are all called Barry Bee Benson
Thank Bejesus, we solved that problem
Beesus
I second this, and it’s now irrevocably ratified.