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Thank you sir, I didn’t know the way to fix ailing welfare states was to make ChatGPT available to all.

It is truly the ultimate technofix.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

If I remember correctly, Sam Altman's idea of UBI was people buying stocks and trading them.

[–] maol@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago

I thought Thatcher on Acid was a band from the 80s, not the EAies' approach to economic policy

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Let me sell mine for bread/rent

[–] sexy_peach@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago

unbelievable

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Can I use it for groceries?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Is this the guy that kindly asked for 7 trillion? Of course he doesn't want UBI, because he wants to vacuum up all the money to dump it in his robot girlfriend.

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I love the way these idiots keep incrementing the number on their ChatGPT fantasy as if it's a sufficient image of the future and it's going to get everyone on board. Complete failure of imagination, don't try to picture any actual use for it or anything, just make it... more.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People without an imagination trying to imagine what a prosthetic imagination would look like

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago

That’s also why they get so excited about the current chatbots.

[–] 200fifty@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I know not with what technology GPT-6 will be built, but GPT-7 will be built with sticks and stones" -Albert Einstein probably

[–] carlitoscohones@mas.to 0 points 1 year ago

@200fifty @Amoeba_Girl "GPT-11 will be built entirely out of sound waves from the sustain" - Nigel Tufnel, probably

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Evinceo@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago

With a face drawn on it

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just wait til they figure out what number comes after 7. IOS is up to like what, 20? There's a lot of numbers they have to learn before they can compete with the big boys.

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The greatest version number war of our age is between Chrome and Firefox, nowadays both of which get a major version bump around once a month. Firefox is on 125 and Chrome is on 124.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems ridiculous since a full version updates used to mean something

[–] Evinceo@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago

They're probably some sort of semver now.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Odd take, but if we zoom out,...

access to internet, and functioning computing is increasingly important for everyone. It obviously doesn't rank about healthcare, safe housing, and foundational income.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

nobody is obliged to construct a less stupid version of the stupid claim, though

if he meant a less stupid version, he could easily have said that

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

nobody is obliged to construct a less stupid version of the stupid claim, though

if he meant a less stupid version, he could easily have said that

Extremely quotable and vastly applicable.

This post may be the epitaph of our civilization.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm speaking for myself, not him. People need internet and such, but it's not the first thing on the list

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but has 'lack of compute' ever been an issue for people online? Really weird to do a 80/90's university style supercomputer computing time per department distribution style system in 2030.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usable fibre broadband is part of the universal service obligation for British Telecom landlines now

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago

Thanks Sam!

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna use my compute to break the encrypting that guarantees that everybody gets an equal slice an then the compute is all mine! MINE!!! My next step is going to be autotuning a proper evil villain laugh.

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Turns out my slice of the "compute" is worthless and his is worth billions.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Is this the onion or

[–] don@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Instead of Universal Basic Compute, where everyone gets a slice of GPT7’s compute and is about as useful to the average person as a waterproof mop, there should be Universal Basic Income, where everyone gets a guaranteed stipend so they aren’t required to work in order to have a quality existence, and would, to the average person, be about as useful as clean air.

[–] Auzy@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will be so happy when we stop hearing about this "AI" nonsense for literally everything. The only good thing is that at least there are less wankers trying to throw "block chain" into everything

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago

they are the same wankers

[–] Modva@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Ubi is meant to provide people with basic survivability in an increasingly automated world.

I cannot imagine a worse idea than putting basic survivability in the hands of a shareholder bound corporation.

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of Universal Basic Income, everyone should be given a small stipend to pay tribute to I, Sailor Sega Saturn. I demand tribute!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

セガサターン、しろ!

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so when you can't get the retail and/or enterprise markets to give you enough money to get dem gainz you were hoping for on your grift, ah yes naturally it should be government money that bails you out. got it.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Hey it worked for that other fascist guy

[–] Bookmeat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

These people are so or of touch with reality it's cringe.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is part one of enshittification: You give your service away to get users, and cater to their wishes. Then once they're hooked you can do whatever you want because they can't leave.

Just more technofeudalism from a technofeudalist.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's more insidious: it's not giving it away. it's subverting the "hmm UBI is good actually" argument and saying that people should receive compute instead of money, with a quiet "oh and naturally someone will have to pay us for providing them that compute"

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago

not that I'd bet against them pulling a lock-in move down the line as well (or upsells or any number of other exploitation plays), mind you

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

Is he trying to reframe the concept of a free trial as if it's some altruistic thing?

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