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Trump demands Nobel Peace Prize for starting war with Iran (www.thebeaverton.com)

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U.S. President Donald Trump is demanding that he be immediately awarded a Nobel Peace Prize as a reward for single-handedly sparking a potential Third World War with the nation of Iran.

Moments after confirming via his Truth Social website that U.S. forces bombed Iranian nuclear sites in Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan, the U.S. Commander in Chief began truth-ing directly at the Nobel Prize Committee.

“They said nobody could start a war as quickly as me, and as we all know, war and peace are two sides of the same coin,” Trump wrote from a guest bathroom at his Mar-A-Lago resort. [...]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Donald Trump threatens to bomb Oslo too, if he's not awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. He gave an ultimate ultimatum of 2 weeks to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, after which, he truthed, he may or may not, with the help of the Genocidal Israel, turn Oslo into the Riviera of the Atlantic ocean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Peace. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Iran should demand Lockheed Martin War Prize in return