Car accident foreplay is wild.
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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brought me to tears
Hm. I don't see it. But whatever floats your boat, dude.
People have always been this weird. These days people fly their freak flags and everyone has to be all "haha gross!", or "this has awakened something in me".
Back then you'd hide this from everyone but your partners - sometimes even them - and if you were important, a spook would find out and use it as leverage in a bid for corruption or espionage. Ah, the good old days.
Bring back bullying
Wrong takeaway lmao
Wtf did I just read
Not your thing, not my thing, I'm just glad they're happy with what they've got
This guy can vote and drive.
This guy is an elected official
Doubt he's old enough