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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

they did the meth right

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
E^2^ = m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^
Or E = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^

If so, AI = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^ - mc^2^

I may have the capabilities to be a technology management consultant

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We need a = sign sonewhere, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nope, none of this is math.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For aesthetics n 'legitimacy'?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well math might be, physics for sure isn't

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I feel like you are forgetting QCD, where they actually added a splash of colour to change the mood of the reader.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He should have let an AI proofread this…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wouldnt that be the same as using a multicore modeller computer, since AI is just semi randomizing code?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be the same if he multiplied by ψ+ signifying that we are moving towards quantum future

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

H|ψ> = E|ψ> + AI

Here, I have chosen the time-independent Schrödinger equation, to symbolize the fact that AI is the most important innovation of all time.

...

This is all bullshit of course. Everyone knows that the AI term should be included in the Hamiltonian anyway 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

This doesn't look right since you've written the equation for very slow movement (sub-relativistic) and including the AI term should increase all the velocities in your ensemble exponentially.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I'd bet money that was written by an LLM.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

yeah it reads exactly like something chatgpt would write

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I want to know who this idiot is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I choose to believe he's just looking for VC money and is not actually that stupid lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

his name is Chatgpt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I mean, the equation isn't wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

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