this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The trick is to dress as an apex predator so they let their guard down!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that the bear from hexbear?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

hexbear

it can be whatever you want it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I was expecting a hairy dude

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Can someone put me up to date with this meta?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You mean tf is up with bears? There was recently some kind of a social media survey asking women whether they'd prefer to stumble upon a bear or a man while walking in the forest. Bears won.

Kinda weird since I don't remember them specifying the place, the type of said bear, the existence of cubs in the bush nearby or the season, so the possibility of getting attacked varies from "oh, a cute panda; guess I'll just pass by" to being eaten alive by a bear that woke up from hibernation in the middle of the winter, but I digress

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm not a woman and I voted bear just because it's funny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The general argument as I understand it is that a random man can do a whole lot worse than kill them, bears are a more straightforward threat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I don't know what you mean by MD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Me... I just accidentally press d

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

it could be anything at this point. My managing director, my dog, mr. dingleberry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

it could be anything at this point. My managing director, my dog, mr. dingleberry

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pedobear was just a regular pedo this whole time?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

for some reason, we had that in our build script at my first company.

You will be missed, company that got shuttered because fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

that is cus he paid the CIA to have himself removed from our memories, so people can forget that elite pedos are the ruling class.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Staahp, I can only get so aroused