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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Zinc is by FAR the best element. I also like Plutonium. It's just fun to say. Plutonium. How's your Plutonium? Good thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Gallium or bust.

It's not really useful but it looks cool and it'll eat away at both if their metals.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Aluminum has always been my favorite element and metal. I feel the urge to punch this anon in his aluminum-hating fuckface.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aluminum is more common than iron on the Earth's crust. They're just jealous.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

brass is tha best change my mind

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