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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

People really think some element born within a star or supernova is the best? Even tho none of them even have a Nirvana song named after them? The best ones are obviously those created either during the primordial nucleosynthesis or by spallation, when atoms are hit by cosmic rays in colder zones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hate aluminum too! It's the plastic of metals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What, lightweight yet strong? Versatile? Yeah I guess it's like plastic, except the part where it's also infinitely recyclable. Just where do you get off on this aluminum hate???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm a welder. I've built and repaired copious amounts of aluminum projects. I hate it. Great material, nightmare to work with.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows Titanium is the best metal, fuck these nerds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Titanium is great up until you try to machine it. Now my boy platinum is where it's at.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You're doing it wrong then!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Titanium's fire, yo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sad to see so low level of intellect in the comment section; can't even spell the element aluminium correctly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's aluminum in the US and aluminium everywhere else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Kinda like the metric system

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