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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Not the asshole, your nephew your rules

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (5 children)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ