Not the asshole, your nephew your rules
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"
"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?
It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win
Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?
"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"
Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while
Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional
My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.
Details don't really matter for made up stories.
You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?
That's the best part of being a mall Santa.
Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ