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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I wonder what horrors Dick Trickle has lived through.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dude Balzac is my favorite author, he’s great. I recommend Lost Illusions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

get a load of this guy... loves Balzac.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hehe, I bet his favourite drink is Le Coq hehehe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of Yoshie Takeshita

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint : French aren't people

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago

I concur Nazi Germany agreed. Kill em all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Anyone know the term for these so I can look them up

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My favourite was the guy on twitter having a meltdown because people kept asking him why he was in their shed.

Poor old Amin Yashed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, scrotum scrutiny is a bit rude in most circumstances

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

And circumcisions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I think this is best read with the voice of Matt Berry.

After all, that's his grandfather.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

GRAND-FAAAAAAAAAATHEEERRRRRRRRRRR!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You gotta honor the cock

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

You did it you crazy summabich! Lemmy was worth it for me today.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

as French, it took me a while to get it...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah it gets ruined because we actually read the accent aigu and that removes the double meaning completely. I had to think like a non-speaker to get it, it was quick but I had to go back and think about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a student some thirty years ago whose name was Oh Yu Suk.

It was difficult for me to maintain when I first saw it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I believed for a long time as a kid that the toilet was invented by John Crapper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It wasn’t? I’ve believed this since I was a kid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Well, not the WHOLE toilet, but he did invent the Floating Ballcock!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ha! Must have been so disappointed when you learned it was Louis Toilette!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Baseball great Albert Pujols has no doubt of their plural importance.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Make fun of the shitty parents instead who named their kid X-A- (ah fuck I don't know how to type that character, THE POINT IS FUCK MUSK)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Nevada Alexander Musk (May 18, 2002)

Griffin Musk (April 2004)

Vivian Jenna Wilson (April 2004)

Kai Musk (January 2006)

Saxon Musk (January 2006)

Damian Musk (January 2006)

X Æ A-Ⅻ Musk (May 4, 2020)

Exa Dark Sideræl Musk (December 2021)

Techno Mechanicus Musk (September 2023)

Twins (names unknown, born November 2021)


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