the more stuff you put on it the less you get
NAL but this is fraud due to calorie counts.
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the more stuff you put on it the less you get
NAL but this is fraud due to calorie counts.
I just want to know if I can buy the garlic parmesan wing sauce anywhere. It's the only sauce that actually tastes like it's called. Every other garlic parmesan sauce I ever tried are always sweet and tangy.
Buy your pizza at a small independent local pizza place.
It's going to be so much better than Dominos/Pizza Hut/Papa John's/etc that is not even funny.
They aren’t open at 3AM
As someone who has exclusively worked nights for the last 6 years, I have never needed a shitty pizza at 3am. I'd go with frozen pizzas over dominos any day.
Fine and well when supermarkets were open 24/7 or if you have one already, but in this day and age, at least in my area, the pizza places are open later than the groceries.
I don't know if it's available everywhere or is it common knowledge. I always sign up for the newsletter using a 10 minute mail box to get a half off code for a pizza.
Used to deliver for them, can confirm all the above. Some other stuff:
I worked at Domino's for 6 months and was the closer who actually gave a shit about dishes, 5 nights a week. They fired me for mixing up what day I was scheduled, once. I was easily the best driver/closer at the time, LMAO.
If we actually took an order 2 minutes before close, it was always the fastest delivery of the night. Those orders literally never tipped me more than $1.50. Even the people who apologized for doing it.
Not sure what the chicken thing is about, we didn't do it whatever way he was saying.
Specialty chicken may have been different depending on the franchise. At mine, the opening driver would prepare a tub of it by literally cutting the boneless chicken in half.
And yeah, being seemingly the only person in the store who gives a rats ass about food safety suuuucks. The amount of times I ended up redoing the entirety of the night before's dishes because the closer didn't give a fuck was insane. I never did that shit to help the company, I just was never going to be the reason people got sick.
I've never fucked with people's food; but I also never fuck with people who fuck with my food... cause I'm not dumb like that lol
It is grand to live in the age where the secrets of the pizza lords are passed as easily as the wind blows into the trees.