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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon lives with their parents (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Portuguese flag

Pretending like you chose to live at home

lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

That's the kind of story I imagine a Youtuber would have. Live with parents, start making 10k/mo, then buys own home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Bahahaha, if I save all my income, for 3 years, I will not be able to buy a house. I may, may!, be able to collect enough for a down payment on a very shity apartment that will cost more over time as it's already breaking down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Loneliness

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Date a girl/guy who also lives with their parents

Fuck them in their childhood bedroom and make eye contact with their parents at breakfast

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

If the racecar bed's rockin....

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