Indeed, given that they are actually viscous liquids..

I mean, hippos are one of the most dangerous big animals

Good news! Artists have already covered this one, please enjoy The Bone Game by Drawfee

Definitely getting the best head out of the three

If they’re in a zoo, they cut them off because they’re basically six-8 daggers and hippos are freaking mean.

Here’s a reasonable link, but yes they also wear down in the wild.

Dinosaurs were not mammals, so they did not have huge boobs, at least in a sense of mammary glands.

Of course, those non-avian dinosaurs that died could have had some kinky sexual organs but non of the bird species we know of has huge mammary glands so avian dinosaurs most likely did not have either.

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Normally I'm not on board with the perversity of the modern internet, but there's something noble in what you're doing.

They used to model dinos after lizards which have the skin stretched over their bones for the most part. That was decades ago, but the anemic dinosaur art lives on.

Yes, modern reconstructions take into account muscle tissue and the fact that dinos were not just giant lizards.

Since birds are dinosaurs and have all kinds of specialized behaviors and non-fossilizing traits like specialized feathers, I assume the big dinosaurs had all kinds of wacky shenanigans and non-fossilizing soft tissues too.

I lay breakfast for the mean apes.

Well, no. The one in the middle would do it because he wanted to eat you. The hippo is a vegetarian who would do it for the sheer joy of killing.