this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Guys, this is very immature and not funny at all. People die of these diseases or live with severe discomfort. I myself have Large Penis and it's no joke. It's very painful. Ask yo momma.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

antique meme

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (4 children)

once you get enough diseases they just start attacking each other and you end up being healthy again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So I'm indestructible you say?

No, actually even a small change in the make up of your diseases could be catastrophic.

Indestructible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Divide and conquer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Covid: Ha ha, in you I am.

You: WELCOME TO THE BIODOME.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Indeed, there was a documentary about this featuring Mr. Burns.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

What do I need to do to contract the "Large Penis" disease?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's not mine, I swear!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Move to asia.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Indestructible...

[–] [email protected] 135 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Large Penis - Positive

He's definitely gonna frame than and put it on his desk at the office.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Discharge penis. Pixels on left of screen are artifacts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

obviously, all men would do that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It depends: is the disease having a large penis or is the disease being a large penis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Since all the other things are various organisms that are living inside you, presumably the disease is the Large Penis inside you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Your disease has its own large penis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully OP can get that cured soon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

While large Penis Syndrome is real, I think OP has Large Penis Disease, which is psychological.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

He probably added that one so people wouldn't worry about the other ones being real 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Tough brake to get a negative

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Seems about right, given that address.