My cat is stinky as shit. I still love him though
this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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Smelly cat
SMEEELLY CAT
WHAT are they FEEDING you!?
(/) brings you killed mice (x)
So, this baby has teeth (and babies of this age do not usually). I can't tell if we are all just unnerved and not noticing, or ignoring for the benefit of the joke. So this is for whoever falls in the first camp.
Yup. That a newborn with teeth, which is impossible. My son's teeth came in very early, but his first one was at about 4 or 5 months. They also all come in at different times, so they're not all the same size like the teeth in the meme. I think it's an AI image.
Not impossible but most probably shopped.
Crying babies sound like cats being tortured.
Who the hell would throw off a baby from a 20 stroy building?
The max I’ve tried was 3 and that was already pushing it, only worked due to the long grass below.
Eric Clapton?
It's the efficient thing to do when you're taking care of the bath water and live on the 20 stroy building. You know the saying, "If you don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, you'll need to take an extra trip to the window."
And if you're wondering why we don't just use the drain, babies don't fit down most drains. Try having a kid for a bit and you'll see!
Idk if there have been enough case studies to draw any conclusions on the third point with a reasonable degree of certainty.
Get me clip board, I'm heading to the NICU.
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My cat farts on me.
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Uh oh
Babies, not even omce
The worst part about babies is their full set of adult teeth.
Pussy always wins
Well someone must've been playing with a pussy to make that baby. I have no explanation for its full set of adult teeth though.
vagina dentata?
My cats straight up have the world's nastiest farts
What are you feeding them?
Broccoli and lutefisk, why do you ask?
Because the two are related
With that baby around, I think it's you who needs to worry about surviving a 20-story fall.
Yea that’s not a baby, it’s Bugsy the mafia boss. It’s always the little guy running things
Cats ARE stinky, though... the litter box is in your house
As someone who has had both cats and dogs basically my whole life, Idk what this cope is about cats not being stinky. Everyone who has a cat has a place that smells like cat. Same with dogs. Unless you're a compulsive cleaner and purposely cover up all smells preemptively with chemicals, you're place will smell a bit like your pet. We're all stinky babies at the end of the day.
I mean, that's their poop. Everybody's poop stinks. There's obviously mitigation strategies, but if the actual cat stinks, you should probably consult with your vet and maybe give them a bath with or without water? Cats don't usually stink...
Exactly, which is why I always preferred to keep amphibians as pets. No smell at all. And mammals all stink.
Nothing more cuddly than a horned lizard!
Good luck cleaning a baby's ass with a litter scoop
My cat mostly shit outside for like 13 years and only started going in litter box when he got old or was trapped inside
it was nice while it lasted
There's also just a certain...musk? It's immediately noticeable when you enter someone's house and they have a cat. I feel like the residents must get nose blind to it because they don't believe me when I tell them, but there is definitely a certain cat smell that just gets everywhere.
Mainly depends on the flat size and how often ppl clean. At my parents place you notice the cat smell only in her room... You can guess the size of that place, as the cat has it's own "40 m^2 apartment" to sleep.
If you are in a small place and the cat always lies in the same corners is clear that they smell without washing. It's like wearing the same hoody for months without washing.
My wife and I get two cats tomorrow for our 60m^2 flat. Let's see how that pans out.
its the shit in the litterbox. or the cat just farted
I think it's cat pheromones which they use to indicate wheter the place is safe. people claim you can't smell it but I can definetly smell it
And they spreading their musk is like part of their definition as a cat.
Yeah, cat poop smells way worse than baby poop.
There's no avoiding cleaning shit
WTF kind of evil demon spawn baby is that lol