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[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where did you live in Ontario? I've never seen anything but bagged milk here.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn't paying attention?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not American, what is this?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think in America, they sell milk in soft plastic bags to be cut open, so you have to put them in these jugs for stability and handling.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably meant the continent, not USA.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There’s no continent called “America”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some count North and South America as one continent, hence, America

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Ok I am counting Africa and Europe as one now except Greenland, that is its own thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wait ... what?

I've just been using a box this whole time!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Mom found the cum drawer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn't actually confuse anyone.

Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it's just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one's actually weirded out by it because of that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's udder nonsense!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah I hate this guy