Everything Bagel vibes
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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Obligatory "Sounds like Nightvale" post
Reminds me of Papa John in dungeons and daddies
I worked at Papa John's once upon a time. That's just the general vibe. Wasn't all bad. Free pizza if you didn't get too greedy and the manager would sometimes snort pills with you off the back of the toilet when it was slow
Is this quote from a known author of has someone just made it up? Cause it's cool af
See, this is what we should be using AI for. Auto generating dark text and slapping it as quotes on marketing images.
Give me more absurdist and non sequiteur humor, robot slave!
Oh. I thought it would be none pizza with left beef
and then he blamed Obama
And then said the n-word in a board meeting anout how he needs to stop saying the n-word.
Then to show how not mad he was about being fired from his pizza chain, he ate 40 pizzas from there in a month.
Yeah, but then he died at the age of 62. I guess pizza and hate isn't enough to keep you alive into old age.
You sent me down a rabbit hole.
He ded?
If you really want to go down a rabbit hole, go look at the top posts in the old HermanCainAward subreddit. It was so dark, but I will shamefully admit that I used to binge that shit like it was crack cocaine.
Me too. I thought 'good news for a change', but can't find anything except him still being butthurt for getting recorded using the n word.
Oh wait, maybe not. Who am I thinking of?
Little Caesars guy maybe?
Billy Mays?
No, some asshole Republican pizza guy.
I just want to stop and appreciate for a moment that there was more than one asshole Republican pizza guy.
Honestly, I'm guessing virtually every giant pizza company president/founder is an asshole Republican.
You're thinking of Herman Cain
That's the guy!
He had an award named after him and everything!
the former Domino's guy who ran for president?
I was thinking of Herman Cain, who ran Chicago's Pizza before failing to win the presidency and dying of COVID.
That smile ad is still one the weirdest campaign ads I've ever seen