this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
517 points (95.6% liked)

Funny

6767 readers
475 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Meh, no crazier than anyone with the same number of bumper stickers expressing the a unified opinion and not as crazy as the religious folks who have entire passages of their scripture spelled out on their cars (usually vans) with individual letter stickers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is definitely the car of a crazy person, but they've given me a pretext to once again point out that the man who discovered Gluten Sensitivity in 2011 retracted his own findings four years later, and there is probably no such thing as non-celiac gluten sensitivity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm not sure I understand what this is all about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

if trying to cover up being a kiwifarm user, insane. otherwise hilarious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

gonna lose their fucking mind when they hear about pork belly sliders

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Pork belly bao too... yummyyyy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

It's so sad that your identity has become pushing back against people with food allergies because it was, at one point, trendy. They just be a sad, sad person. I hope they find more meaning out of life

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Sponsored by their cardiologist

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unless artwork or travel tokens, my general rule of thumb is stickers are like emojis. The more someone uses them, the more insane they are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read something once that there was a correlation between bumper stickers and vehicle personalizations and aggressive driving.

I'm not a real aggressive driver anymore, but I figure every little bit helps... or can't hurt rather.

Though I do like reading other people's stickers at stop lights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Best bumper sticker I've ever seen was on a classic VW Bug. It read: "When I grow up I want to be a limousine."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Look, homie is just spitting facts and expressing their love for good things. If that's crazy well,

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"The LARD is good" is actually a decent pun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Praise the lard!

I do! It's a wonderful fat for many applications. Baking, cooking, sexual lubricant, coffee creamer; you know, the usual.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Appropriate for all us Pastafarians. Praise the Lard!! May he bless us with his noodley appendage 🙏🏼

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

So tired of seeing "gluten free" on everything. Still hoping for the day I see a package say "extra gluten!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And here I am can't find anything gluten free when I need it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The best two I've seen are gluten free bacon and gluten free water bottles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Hot dog buns have extra gluten.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Lemme tell you about seitan lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Went in to comment that :D

For those who don't know, seitan is essentially pure gluten, boiled and slightly seasoned.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Ramen 🙏🏼

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

The person is actually a cop

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

GMO for life fam checking in

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

You're all just intolerant.

load more comments
view more: next ›