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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm getting into the habit of making oleo saccharum with any leftover citrus. Throw it in a jar with a bunch of sugar on it, and tomorrow you have syrup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That's pretty brilliant. Sadly, I just started a keto diet and can't have sugar. Guess the lemon is going in the trash.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's still on the cutting board...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

OP, u might be colorblind. That's clearly a half of a lime in my fridge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's me. Hi. I'm the lemon, it's me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Why you gotta call me out like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

If it's getting bad, use it to do a deep clean on your pans. Let the half lemon soak in the pan and scrub with the rind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Suddenly I want to make that other hot toddy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Joke's on you, I ran into some lemon stealing whores yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

But...but...I was going to use it...I am sure of it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Jokes on you. The lemon became sentient and threw me away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Works great for freshening up the disposal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

This is the way, throw the lemon in there with some ice cubes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, it's four half limes in my fridge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Couldn't hold them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's in my freezer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Or just buy one of these instead of buying the lemon. It lasts I don't know how long, but a very long time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The zest from those sucks! XD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is the first time I’ve seen downvotes for something where someone is just giving an innocuous opinion. This says to me that Lemmy has foodies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It just reminds me of this image:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm amused, to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Or they have access to a lemon tree

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I really wish I had a lemon tree!! I love lemons...not even just putting them in anything, but eating them plain. But then if I had a lemon tree I probably wouldn't have any teeth left from eating too many lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Is that one they found in an Egyptian tomb still usable on white fish?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

but my mom says it helps against the bad smell

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