A peach. I prefer to eat my oranges segment by segment, so I don’t really find them messy, but a good, ripe peach should be messy as hell.
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Oranges, apparently.
Ice pops! It's great to be in a hot shower and then take a bite of sweet cold ice
Beef jerky?
With your back to the water, barbecue. Messy as hell. But that doesn't matter cause you're in the shower.
An orange. Apparently it is a life changing experience according to a group on that other site.
Citrus fruit in general, yeah there is something about the steaminess of the shower and the sharp sweet sourness of citrus fruit.
PLUS you can eat whatever it is like a goddamn animal and not worry about pulp or other bits getting all over the place because you’re in the shower.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.
A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it's refreshing, it smells great and you don't have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.
Perfect indeed 🤔
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Tropical fruit, so I can relive my trip to Thailand
Those fruit puree or yogurt squeeze pouches.
Steak
Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they're drowning in shower water?
I prefer to run a hot bath with a bunch of bouillon cubes. I bring salad and breadsticks in with me for the unlimited experience Olive Garden promises, but refuses to actually provide paying customers.
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Chicken wings. When you finish one, just chuck the bone right into the toilet
Support your local plumber!
Life pro-tip: a shower caddy/organizer is also a great holder for your blue cheese or ranch dressing!
You, sir, are a genius
My next door neighbor makes meals in his shower after getting a garbage disposal installed.
...how do you know that?
It's a Seinfeld reference.
Beer.
If anyone has not had a shower beer you should try it!
Is there a shower veer community somewhere on the fediverse?
I hated that the reddit one went from enjoying a beer in the shower to just another place for people to show tits.
But we can certainly make one
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But for safety's sake, please make sure it's into a can. :)
Citrus fruit.
I was thinking apple, but now I think a mandarin might be the answer
Vegetables and fruits. You'd wash them first anyway.
Fruit
Cured sausage. It doesn't dissolve or absorb water.
A summer sausage in the shower is one of life's guilty pleasures.
Perfect pairing with a shower beer
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For fast eating challenge try cotton candy