My kids will eat anything in the shower. But I would say mango, I can only eat that over the sink anyway, so messy.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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What a question to see after the Quora post.
Shower orange!!!
Is beer a food?
This sub name fails.
Quite the contrary. The premise is that any question, no matter how apparently silly, weird or simple deserves a proper response. "No silly questions" as in "there are no silly questions".
curry. It may not appear ideal at first glance: water sprays on that and your flavor goes down the drain, literally. HOWEVER, with careful placement of the food container, you could effectively minimize the amount of water getting into your curry, minimizing loss of flavor. If your curry is too hot and you start to sweat, you can simply turn the tap colder to cool yourself down while you eat. When you're done, you don't need a finger bowl to clean your hands either, just run them under the shower water. Best enjoyed with rice, as the roti will get too soggy.
A loaf of bread.
Spaghetti.
Start raw, but shower so hot they are cooked at the end
Apple
Those wings that are so hot they make you cry. That way you're in the shower and no one can see your tears.
I used to drink cold bottles of beer while showering. Very doable.
Most fruit seems to be a good choice IMO. Even veggies may be a decent option. Grapes maybe?
Fruit is generally waterproof, so it's not like it will taste different in the shower.
I think anything with flour is probably a bad choice. Nobody likes soggy bread/cake/whatever.
I'd also consider any kind of cheeses or cured meat. Maybe a nice meat/cheese/fruit assortment?
Nobody likes soggy bread/cake/whatever.
I'd love to introduce you to the best cake: Berry Chantilly Cake.
Someone once said oranges are perfect for showers. Nice citrus aroma, no sticky mess from juice spray. I could see it ..
Frozen watermelon
Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.
At the worst point of my life I indeed had a shower crunch wrap after a brutal graveyard shift. This is the answer.
Some stores sell a little shelf for your shower crunchwraps. They have a little suction cup on them. It's a really clever design.
Some scuba divers train to eat bananas underwater. I suspect that wouldn't be too bad in the shower
…why do they train that?
The potassium reacts with some of the salt water minerals to help them rapidly float to the surface if they run out of oxygen
That's a lie isn't it
Chemist here. All I can say is it's illegal to lie on the internet.
Why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner
Hah! If you'd said you were a lawyer I'd have believed you. Idiot. /S
I like to drink beer in a shower. Not sure if you count it as food
Coffee is also nice. Not sure about tea...
It counts.
None
It might help... you know - with the persistent dehydration.
Something dry that even in hot humid air won't spoil quickly.
Cheese seems like a good bet. Certain cooked and cured meats similarly; salami or beef jerky, cooked sausages etc.
But ultimately why would you eat in the shower? The real problem is either time management issue or eating too much of you really need to cram food in your gob while showering. Also would waste more water and time in the shower if you're both eating and cleaning yourself.
Its the sort of seemingly innocuous question that actually shows you maybe should be taking a long hard look at your life priorities. The shower is a good place to think about that, maybe while chewing on a block of cheddar cheese.
Maybe they just enjoy long showers and get peckish part way through.
You don't know them.
Your statements are very judge-y. Leave OP alone. If they want to eat in the shower, let them.
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