This got me laughing so hard.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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Might be the best shitpost I've ever seen.
Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.
They'd probably like that
It's all they really want in life.
Let's just put up wrestling quotes but replace the names with Taylor Swift
“Conservatives” are dumber than dogshit.
So, so dumb. It's like talking to a bag of hammers.
Sharp as a rubber mallet
Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude's chest and out the other side of his body.
Straight up the best concert experience of my life
Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH
Nah, that's tame as hell compared to what Taylor has in store for the next sound guy
FATALITY!!!
TAYLOR, WINS
She's got a blank space on her hit-list and she'll write your name.
Taylor swift? More liek Taylor Yagami
What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?
I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.
sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my '15 minutes' in.
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