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Ah yes. Because we all know that dystopia is when dull burger.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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For me, it was just a silly metaphor, but you might be onto something:
"Fasting is eating. Refusing is ordering. Salad is burger." ~ George Orwell
"I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we're advanced in every way except in our burgers." ~ Bryce Dallas Howard
"Dystopian novels help people process their fears about what the future burger might look like; further, they usually show that there is always hope, even in the bleakest future burger." ~ Lauren Oliver
"Who controls the past controls the burger. Who controls the present controls the past." ~ George Orwell
Go to China. The real Harbinger is this
Wouldn't be allowed here. 30 minute limit on the dinibg rooms. With purchase.
I shudder to think what the 1908s and 1970s McDs looked like in the US.
Or worse, a McDonald's in 1860s Mississippi.
Good thing they dont target children like in the past anymore tbh. The flag pole is dystopian af though
Respectfully, I must disagree. I feel like children need a place where they can be free to unwind after their 16-hour factory shifts and maybe grab a beer.
Dystopian? The flag that waved over this?
It should have been replaced by a 20mm turret.
I don't like the sound of that. Can we call it a "freedom launcher?"
A new McDonaldβs commercial has a burger stolen and the character shouts βitβs the hamburger thiefβ
Cultural erasure
Al-Beefda
We transitioned from the war on crime to the war on terrorism.
Inside the top one, you can hear screams regularly going like this:
No, please no, I don't wanna fucking die! No! Please no, you fucking fucking bastards! AAAAAH, IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HURTS! AAAAAAAAAHHH, MY ARMS, MY FUCKING ARMS, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!
Love your imagination. Tell me what the McDonald's employees are doing to the customer's arms.
Hold on there's a McDonalds I remember going to, and I'm trying to think if it was in Scotland or England, but we stopped off there and the fucking place looked near enough like a villain's lair.
I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?
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