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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Quick, let's pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Off-topic, but it's annoying how Lemmy will grab an image for a post, you go to the article, and can't find it anywhere... wtf?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

The beluga mafia strikes again. Flipper sleeps with the humans.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The obvious solution is to arm other dolphins with AR-15s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version

[–] [email protected] 80 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

* pupfish school

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

We gotta arm the teacher fish

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Who's to say it wasn't another dolphin? Those things are smart and also violent. They probably can figure out how to shoot a gun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we're screwed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (5 children)

OK real shit if you shot and killed a dolphin, why in the fuck would you not harvest the meat? Like when else are you ever gonna get to try dolphin? Obviously I wouldn't personally shoot a dolphin but if I did you can bet your ass I'm gonna try its meat instead of letting it rot

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Like the guy that killed the wolf in Wyoming? Surprisingly a lot of people that play around with guns seem to think that life is cheap, They're willing to kill people for lots of reasons, like arguing over parking spaces or whatever. Animal life is cheaper still. When you have a hammer you're just looking for nails, and a dolphin is just another throwaway to shoot at.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Dolphins can rape...so in the 0.000000001% chance that it raped its killer or did some other kind of gruesome attack, I guess that could be the justification.

Not defending it; just trying to answer your hypothetical questions! Lmao

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