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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear, this one goes in your butt......no wait this one goes in your mouth...

Lmfao!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

The point is the idiocracy exists and it’s so bad that the best they can do is elect someone who is, at best, average. That’s the joke. Yeah, the decision to put someone in charge who is smarter than the rest of them is admirable and pokes at our own politicians, but nonetheless the idiocracy exists.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the rest of his cabinet picked based off winning a contest, being a family member, or having tits?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A lot of people make great careers thanks to a good set of tits.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Sometimes "getting your foot in the door" takes more than a foot.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

id just like to point out wisdom != intelligence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We often call people stupid but what we really mean is foolish

[–] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Have you actually seen Idiocracy? There's a whole lot of fuckery being glossed over here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Consider they are morons. They did delegate the problem to the person they saw was the expert and implemented the expert’s idea. They didn’t have much patience, but you can’t dispute the delegation.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That guy's been drinking the Brawndo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

What else was he going to drink? Water?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'd like to be a tree...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Two D's, for a double dose of his pimping

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 🇺🇲

Glorious hair btw

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