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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I wanted to say something to the effect of "me when I hate on a place with good bagels" or something like that, because I only know like two or three things consistently about new york, but it does pass the smell test for me over most other US cities because it has good urbanism. Maybe not the smell test in terms of like, the city's ability to consistently manage it's own utilities, but that's a bonus I think, if it ends up cutting down on housing prices.

At the same time, after looking it up, I feel completely scammed. Temperature high is 95, low is like fucking 27, in new york. Where I live, temperature high is 115 and temperature low is -10. What the hell? Why the fuck do I live in this shithole? Looking at the temperature averages it's more even between the two, but then if you look at temperature graphs or variations, seems like new york has really very consistent weather and where I live has not very consistent weather.

I dunno, weather is dumb. We should all live in big judge dredd style superblocks or something, with air conditioning, that'd probably be better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

NYC Weather:

Winter- Smells like cold piss

Spring- Smells like piss

Summer- Smells like hot piss

Fall- Smells like piss and pumpkin spice

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fall- Smells like piss and pumpkin spice

Guaranteed, some guy is getting a creepyboner just from reading this.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

In the south, you’re probably driving around in an air conditioned vehicle, sitting in an air conditioned house, visiting an air conditioned business. You’re spending as little time outside as possible. In NYC, you’re walking all over the fucking place, waiting for a subway car, standing on a platform surrounded by 50 other people, climbing three flights of stairs to get out of the subway station and on to the street where you still need to walk 5 blocks to get where you’re going.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

See, a lot of people are saying variations of this. And that's fine. I agree.

The thing is, it's not at ALL what I usually hear, when this topic comes up.

Usually, it's a bunch of unhinged rambling, about how New York's heat bubble is more effective, or something about the tall buildings funneling the heat through the urban canyons, or something about the air from the subway, etc. Oh, and there's ALWAYS some shit about humidity, as if New York City is somehow more humid than Houston.

It's not. They're both on the fucking water. Humidity is humidity. Water in the air. We get it. NYC doesn't have special water.

EDIT: I mean, maybe not "special water" in a good sense. It's probably got more rat droppings and leftover heroin residue from the 1970s than you'll find in Houston. At least by a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seattle is humid but never sticky or uncomfortable. Dew point matters kids!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Seattle is humid but never sticky or uncomfortable

Not yet. But climate change is a seven-titted demon bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I was skeptical at first, but "Pepe via solstice" DOES sound like it would be very uncomfortable..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ey. We gotta have something to complain about, if nothing else.

Keep cool during the day, live it up at night. Nothing like summer in the city.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It isn't the heat so much as the stench.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just agree with them and say NYC sucks

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's all about what you're acclimated to. I've lived with 105 and dry in west Texas AND 90 and swampy in Oklahoma and I'll take the former. When the dew point hits about 70 degrees, you can sweat and sweat and sweat and sweat and none of it matters because it will almost never evaporate off of you. And 70 is baby humidity. We had a few days last summer where the dew point came up just short of 80. Which can make a 100 degree day yield a heat index of 125+.

And all that humidity really saps your AC's cooling potential. It spends most of its energy pulling moisture from the air instead of actually making the air cool enough to be much use. It'll be 80 degrees and swampy inside your house too, especially if it's older construction. Nobody ever mentions this when talking about dry heat vs wet heat. If you can keep your indoor dew point below 60, you're doing alright.

I'll take this over Florida or Houston. We start to get some real relief by Labor Day and it's usually gone entirely by Halloween.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Live in NH, took a trip to Flagstaff AZ once. Phoenix was like 110 degrees, and it was so surreal. Like, it was super hot, but not unbearably uncomfortable. We weren't ever out of AC long, hopping between buildings to vehicles etc, but I distinctly remember thinking about how easy it would be to get scary dehydrated. Flagstaff was high 80's, sometimes low 90's and felt fucking amazing. When we got home to high 70's and humidity I felt like I was going to die, it was the worst.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

there is definately a stifling effect you get a large metro over an open small town or country. Heck could even tell a difference coming home to a suburban area after being downtown. All the asphalt and concrete really soaks up the heat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Bit of a tangent, but I find it funny that Americans complain about it being hot when they have AC in most of their buildings, but then mock people complaining about a 40C/105F heatwave with relatively high humidity in countries where AC is anything but standard and sometimes with houses which are designed to keep the heat in during the winter meaning it can easily reach 45C/115F or more inside.

I assume it'll happen again this summer, with the usual Marie Antionette level "let them use AC" comments, not seeming to grasp the environmental and financial cost of AC everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Some of us here are paying attention and are aware of the situation. We just aren't all that common, unfortunately. You hear the same thing come up like clockwork when someone brings up the heat waves and wild fires in the PNW.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

TBH I assume assume the least informed and biggest arseholes dominate discussions.

The rest of the world is simply lucky that our biggest and dumbest arseholes don't speak English too well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Trying to explain that 25 degrees Celsius in the UK is considered hot doesn't really work. It's something you have to experience. Here the perception of heat and how we handle it is so different to elsewhere. For reference today it's highs of 9 and lows of 4 where I live. And it's nearly the end of April. For context that's highs of 48F, lows of 39F.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You need to go vacations to the usual place uk people go. Last 3 days were 27 and 28. Not fun. Too hot for barely April.

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