start listing them out continuously untill you get expelled
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Dude, what a gnarly bunch of dweebs like, you can't use that language, doy!
I hate finna more than all the others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3QQDAKxUIk from a linguist about finna (and gonna and other things)
Yesssss it's language Jones!
it's AAVE, not made up, and there's literally no reason why "gonna" should be more legit. it's the exact same construction.
“Going to” is far superior to “fixing to,” so I don’t know what you are talking about.
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None of those words will make me like it.
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Sweet fresh words. You da bomb, right list of legit dope slang. Boyah!
Literally 1984
On god I have a co-worker named Riz though. Straight bussin’.
This list is missing "on my soul", which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with "oh my SO".
I recall this meme from a year or so back with a different joke attached.
Every cohort of kids will have their slang and in-jokey vocabulary, a very small part of which will be entered permanently into the lexicon. I'd like to nominate "rizz" as this generation's contribution.
Man, rizz is the new yeet, and both belong on the pedestal of excellent slang.
Im finna yeet rizz into heavy rotation
skibidi [adj.]
- nonsense (derogatory)
That's my pick.
Nah, that one is going to be emblematic of this period. In 2035 they're going to look back at videos from 2024 and hear all the skibidi and cringe the same way we do looking back at 2006 and hearing "FAIL!" every other word.
Can we get a date on this? I don’t see skibidi or sus. And I’m most surprised to see the youths embracing finna
Based on my experience in the NE U.S., this list is current.
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My school district is WAY smarter than this, all the teachers and staff just start saying the words more than the kids do until they think it's corny.
I am almost 28 and use way more gen z/alpha slang than my 21 year old sister does. It becomes your permanent lexicon after a while and you keep using the words no matter how outdated they are. I say yeet at least once a day still.
Unironically started saying hella after life is strange made me cringe out of my fucking seat when the characters say it.
Reclaim it like slurs. Lmfao
Lol that's hella awesome
I say hella every day. Slang accentuates speech and makes it fun, so I use a lot of it. Not an obnoxious amount, though. Gotta get the slang amount just right, just like swearing. It's an art.
I don't use skibidi because it's too long to easily work into sentences casually. Also it's a really fucking dumb word that feels wrong saying. Like I tried it a few times and cringed so hard I thought I was gonna flip inside out or some shit. My soul started leaving my body.
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I can imagine that working, actually.
"Ill bless you Youngins🥷 with the Rizz🔥 your gonna need for the low 🔑test on Monday, no cap 🧢💯!!!"
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As a teacher, I can attest that it works beautifully.
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And here I thought that they misspelt 'banal'...
If my kid ever comes home from school with a picture like this I'm having words with the teacher. Let the children have their fun ffs
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How did all of this brain damage manifest itself?
Kids are gonna kids
I don't understand what teachers think a "banned words list" is gonna accomplish except being the new target of bored kids/teens
(Unless they're just tired of hearing it, but this isn't a good solution imo)
