And Finally...

I wonder if wearing axe now would make me feel young again like trying a sweet from your childhood.

“Helene Loos, an aroma researcher”

Of course her last name is another word for toilets.

"I always go for Lynx Africa because it has a very distinctive strong smell," she said

Having been exposed to that particular chemical weapon myself, I can believe it

Now they have a common enemy and band together to fight the human that sprayed them with Axe body spray.

This is legitimately hilarious coming on the heels of the news that teenagers smell like goats: Goat smell