There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2024
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when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.
My preferences have heavily shifted.
Used to do guys only but now I'm more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.
labels are for jars.
Minecraft is gay
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
Another picture of a pocket?
pussy so good boy got a factory reset
Take it out/blow on it/put it back in
peNES
peSNES
peN64
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.
Isn’t that called masturbation?
Become such a degenerate that you loop back around...
a l i a s i n g
How do you accidentally have sex?
Lots of alcohol usually
Fiction
Exactly. It's probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
It pushes the idea that gay people can be "cured" with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: "congrats, you just found out that you are bi"
The fact that it doesn't reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he's straight now.
Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense
lots of alcohol I'm guessing
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
"No Hetero" 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
how do you not
- Be at an orgy
- Have sex with someone you didn't intend to f
- ???
- Profit
Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
"Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy."
"I'm a woman, anon."
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Man, MTV must have been so cool
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
Pegging is fine, I guess.