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[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, people who drink milk at work are super weird

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Where is the barbed wire?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Why do they keep the glue in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i've had a padlock on it ever since.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's crazy how many people have never been weaned

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Very weird comment, probably super weird person behind it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It's just a joke about how weird human culture is. I wonder how you infer anything about me as a person because of one silly joke? Only super weird people can notice weird cultural things and make jokes about it? Genuinely curious about your reasoning here.

To me its much weirder that it's normalized to drink baby milk from another species, to the point that it seems completely normal, but each to their own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I've often thought about this as well. Also how we literally shit in our water supply, and then have to go to great lengths to remove it again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

It's a vegan thing in some circles

"Yeah I bet you like your cow-titty juice, FREAKS" etc

I think it's hilarious personally, but I always think calling people weird sickos for normal stuff is funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

We used to call it 'moo juice' when I was a kid. And eggs are cackleberries.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

Troy Barnes: So please, approve the Dean's new security measure called "Troy's law.", because a camera in the bathroom...

[He chokes up]

Troy Barnes: is better than a quarter in your butt.

Dean Pelton: As we've seen, the Ass Crack Bandit can be defeated by using the three "B"s: Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good. The bandit always gets his victims when they're alone. Bend over with friends over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Just bring a empty jug and stab the bottom and enjoy your free milk buffet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with "GI supplements, don't drink" written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn't believe the warning.

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