this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's super easy to open beers with all the different seatbelts.anyway. it's like manufacturere designed it in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

That's genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Amateurs, I just pop the bottle caps off the steering wheel. It's all in the wrists.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And if I want to open a bottle while I am driving? How can I do?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Turn up the music louder than the seatbelt chime

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Install a bottle opener on the dash

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

Not a joke. My cousin has one of those. Yes he is pretty dumb

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Amateurs. Just fill your windshield wiper fluid tank with grain alcohol, and pipe the hose into the vehicle cabin through the firewall.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

Unfortunately they always seem to be able to reproduce before Darwin can get to them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

I have two hands for a reason!

Double-fisting? One on the beer, one in the rear?