"What the fuck do you mean 'go straight then 90 degrees right?' At what point do I go diagonal?"
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"Well, at least I don't walk like a drunk catching a fall."
i love how u cant tell which one is saying it
Bishop's glass is full, Horse's glass is almost empty.
The attention to detail is astounding
Bishop looks exasperated so it’s possibly him
“It’s always two steps forward one step sideways with you Gary”
What the hell do you mean "appear" on the right shoulder of the queen?
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No, in fact, you could say it more clearly because that word, "appear", does not describe an act of movement! And on top of that, the queen has a wall of pawns blocking all passage. How am I supposed to get past?
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What the fuck does "instant transmission" mean?!
"Your directions were fucking impossible to follow."
"Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."
Ah, Bishop Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Can I interest you in some steamed hams?