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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was standard forgetfulness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

only if it happens occasionally! If it's every single time and you don't wash your hair for several days, repeatedly, then it's probably ADHD and an issue that needs to be dealt with.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That's not adhd. That's called beeing a human.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I think you have ADHD, my dude. Welcome to the club.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

no

downvote me all you want. I'm right and in fact, this very comment is against the rules. lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/adhd/comments/4051762

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It doesn't even have to be hidden away, the thing you aren't remembering or even do occasionally remember to do could be in the middle of your living room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

the empty jar of Noxzema that's been sitting on the edge of my bathtub for two weeks would like a word

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Where'd i put that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How do I know my phone is waterproof enough to withstand the shower?

I ain't watching or filming porn, I'm ordering toiletries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Most flagships are good for that. If it is water resistant at all it should be alright. Problem then is that the water will make it really difficult to use the touch screen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They say that most are these days, but I don't trust it enough to test.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

thanks, added shampoo to my shopping list lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Place the squeezed bottle on the fringe, so you remember before you get in your next shower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it's there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Dam are you me?

Who did - Why did I put an empty bottle of shampoo in the car? Oh yeah...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

For me it would only fit if I realize why it's there well after I blamed EVERYONE else for doing it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I buy multiple so you have multiple to squeeze the death out of.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And then I "remembered" to buy more but forgot to bring it into the bathroom and think I need to get more, and forgot I bought some, so I "remember" 2 more times when I'm getting groceries, and now have 3 bottles sitting on my kitchen counter now.

I just went to put one in the shower and left the other 2 on the bathroom counter. So I'm good for a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Whenever I bring in the shopping, I always get that stuff to the bathroom ASAP. It's the only thing that's saved me from having to trot through my house, soaking wet, mostly naked (ain't nobody wanna see that) to get the soap/shampoo/whatever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah I've been out for like 4 days, just keep adding water to it

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