Honkey Tong. Hmm
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Donkey Song.
Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!
Janky Wang.
I don’t like this one.
Gonkey Wong.
I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.
Gonk has a few possible definitions to choose from:
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The TVTropes definition: absurd, over-the-top ugliness in animation
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The Cyberpunk 2077 definition: an idiot
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The Wikipedia definition: A series of vaguely creepy toys from the 60s
So, pick your poison I guess?
Better than Gonkey Bong. Like, what?!?
Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..
Jonky Gong. Hmm
Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.
Wonkey Bong.
Fuck yes.
Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.
Sonkey Song
Maybe I'm related to River :-D
What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?
Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?
We're all DK
Sonky Aong...?
A isn't a consonant, silly.
Yes but.... Um... What do you do if your last name is just 3 letters and doesn't have any consonants?
change your last name. sorry it's the rule.
Bonkey Bong. Good shit.
Damn dude you need a club that's a great name
Pretty sure that company sells lame shirts at Pacsun.
Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.
Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.
Jonky Fong, wasssaaaaap!
Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well
Cooler than Honkey Dong tho
This is the funniest one in the thread. You win.
Also monkey dong over here
Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.
Donkey Cong?
Monkey Bong ... It's so me
Same
Donkey Song.
Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.
I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.
I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.
Oh, dip!
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