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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can someone explain the joke for me?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it's described as flat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That was a funny joke, thanks for explaining.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for what was a decently good dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.

Ergo: Most water is carbonated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Most things live on land, about 2% of Earth's biomass is in the oceans.

There are a lot of trees, fungus, and cows

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

With your donation to your local oil baron, we can change this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, it's all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it'll fizz. It'll fizz for sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

In some places it already does in the summer :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

There's an "illegal aliens from Mexico" joke here but I'm too stoned to come up with it.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

does that mean earth is a soda?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What?? How?!

Shit, he just convinced me! I have no arguments against insanity, so I must agree

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There is naturally carbonated water, so...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

You denier!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain't you ever heard of soda springs?