I hate the censorship
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fuck up your life
You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, comes home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep
which one are you ?
I am the car
ಠ_ಠ
found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy
a fucking ramrod
OP did you censor this or did anon post it like this
It was like this when I found it
Probably got posted to Instagram at some point, they're usually censored there.
Your life and your toaster
Awww
They went from 'toasters' to 'a toaster'. OP stopped slutting it up and found the toaster for them. How wholesome