this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I hate the censorship

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

fuck up your life

You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, comes home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I am the car

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

a fucking ramrod

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

OP did you censor this or did anon post it like this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It was like this when I found it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Probably got posted to Instagram at some point, they're usually censored there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Your life and your toaster

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Awww

They went from 'toasters' to 'a toaster'. OP stopped slutting it up and found the toaster for them. How wholesome

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