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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Surrounded by Thomas Erikson

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (6 children)

If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day long, you are the asshole.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Unless you work with businesspeople. Then both parts are true.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Part of Dark Helmets library.

https://img.memegenerator.net/instances/61158722.jpg

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (1 children)

(or how to understand those who cannot be understood)

The subtitle really highlights his superior understanding.

I think I get it. Listen. There are four types of people: Red person, yellow person, green person and blue person. And they're all narcissistic psychopath idiots. Easy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please do not be racist.

They prefer the term "Blue Man Group"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

*sophont

Person is discrimination against non human beings, such as AI.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

these are the same joke but worse. never did I think I'd see the day this would happen in a comment thread

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the four types of human behaviour

There are only four?! Gosh. That makes my job sooo much easier. If I only had known before.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Surrounded by fat controllers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They are called The Duke controllers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wish they made the elite v2 in Duke proportions too. Would fit my catcher's mitt hands better.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only Thomas, master of all four elements could bring balance to the world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

His name is thomas fyi.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that exactly what these books are calling out? That if you feel surrounded by idiots, it's you who need to work on empathy and communication skills?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You're the only person here who's read them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I read a paragraph of a summary of one of them at some point, can't really speak for the series as a whole :)

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Reminder: If someone constantly bitches about his colleagues, calles them idiots and acts like he is the only one who does everything right all the time. Then this person is the problem and is projecting harder than a drive-in cinema.

This is true 100% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It's the "I'm always right" part that guarantees it

I work with a bunch of fucking idiots who regularly fuck stuff up. But I'm also a fucking idiot constantly fucking Up so I belong

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I think this is generally true...

... except for driving. I'm the only decent driver out there.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I recently had a meeting with my supervisor, and he was complaining about how a previous meeting ran over time and repeatedly complaining about how some former team members who moved to a different team caused the meeting to run over time because they wouldn't just agree to do what he asked, but kept arguing with him about why it isn't a good idea.

I had to interrupt him to point out that the meeting we were in, in which he was complaining about the previous meeting running over time because of the previous team members, had just run over time, and they weren't in the meeting this time.

I don't think he liked what I said, but he ended the meeting, and that's what I wanted to happen.

He did my annual review three days later and complained that I don't work well with others, and specifically indicated that I don't work well with him.

He's the only supervisor who has ever complained about me in the 36 years I've been working.

We've had two people retire last year directly because of him. There is another person who refuses to have a meeting with him unless it is recorded.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Sounds like your company hired one of my previous managers.

We routed around him until the company eventually relieved themselves of the dead weight.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man I hate that guy and his pseudo science.

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