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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Something something must flow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If they hadn't gotten rid of computers they wouldn't have needed spice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What a waste of plastic for something that's just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don’t put your dick in that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe do put your dick in that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

let's get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

Not gonna happen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

No!! Why you warn me :(

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I mean, just look at it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Why do we even have that bucket‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The bucket specifically designed to be filled....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

With My Corn Seed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Gom jabbar for the dick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

This is mild compared to what went on in his head.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

Said it before and say it again. Dune only makes sense if you remember that every character you see is a product of multiple generations of incest, religious zealots, and useless idle royality.

The entire power of the Bene Gesserits could be defeated with 40 cents set of ear plugs, or hiring gay guys, or straight women, or deaf people, or straight men on libido blockers, or asexuals, or stubborn people, or people who speak a different language...

Their power is using sexy voice. Some random teenager with a slingshot is more dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's certainly... one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren't the Companions from Firefly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.

I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.