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Lack of taste!
My beard.
Self awareness
Looks like it would slip off my shoulder
It would! That's why they use tape/glue to keep it in place.
Testicles.
I'm a teacher.
Shame
Work policy
I'd get irritated if it slid off of either shoulder
Otherwise yeah fuck it hook me up
I'm good with a t shirt and jeans thanks
If you dress like that and got that amount of swagger, you're not getting anything done. There's gonna be various holes with various levels of suction attempting to attach to you all the live long day.
I got shit to do and am not ready for that lifestyle.
Cultural norms, in part, but mostly? Because I’d look [more] terrible.
I'm not Riker.
Tape. That thing only stays open with tape.
Out of respect for everyone else's sanity.
Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin .... and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.
I'm Indigenous and there's a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.
I’m from the 20th century and clothes this cool haven't been available yet.
My nipple would get chilly
Just squeeze them periodically .... or get someone else to do it for you
*It
Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.
HR
Mango, we've had some complaints. We don't care who you socialize with outside of working hours but we must ask you to show some constraints during working hours! It's not just the women who cannot stop talking about you sexually. The men are infuriated! You let Janet pat your butt and now John and his team refuse to deal with their priorities. There's demands that you allowed them to have a patt too! It's madness... OMG can I ask you something personal...
- Director of HR
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Honestly though. I love the variety of clothing available for people who identify as women. It makes me sad that Americans who identify as men don't have anything near that variety or glamour
The fact they don't sell clothing like this.
https://newchic.com/incerun-cardigans-12199/p-1960652.html
Scroll down and see the suggested products
just make it out of some leftover xmas wrapping paper
I can't get my leg over the back of a chair.
Blue isnt my color
My obesity
Moobs.
Gotta save some wonders for the future.
I have that chest hair but the pasty pudgy skin does not show it off like Riker
I just don’t have that Riker swag.
winter
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