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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This is a glorious meme. Laughed out loud.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

OG Star Trek fanfic writers getting their typewriters out to hammer out a Kirk/McCoy 50000 word masterpiece.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Captain Archer: "Just keep him away from my dog."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is false, Phlox spoils Porthos. The only reason Porthos is sad to be in the care of Phlox is that it means daddy's gone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He drowns Porthos in one episode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That was to save his life, wasn't it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It was yes. Still I dont think the captain was super happy about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How does it always manage to be better than the show?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't Janeway do both?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

😳

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I get the joke, but of course in reality we all know there's no way in hell Sisko is going to ask Picard for advice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Archer: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I'm dying."

Pike: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to die."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Dal: "I try to stay out of sickbay, because that shit's boring 💀"