this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
759 points (98.2% liked)

Memes

45665 readers
934 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The question is are the beans in those cans normal size or are they giant sized?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Imagine the big bean morsel you could bite into

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In heinzsight, it should've been obvious...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

It's obvious once someone spiled the beans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Again? It never ended, you just got so used to it you didn't notice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Dude... I don't have near enough toast...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The literal seeds of destruction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Planted inside every vegan.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The government, hiding magical fruit!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Heinz?? I knew John Kerry was involved in this!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The government is already planning to infiltrate lemmy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They already infiltrated lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Always assume your instance is run by the CIA, and it's just you with a bunch of chat bots

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Lemmy.world would like a word

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dead internet theory or the government thinks there are people here to track. What a paradox, lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Unless dear reader, you are in a simulation. The writer of this comment, and everyone you've ever met might just be NPCs in your situation.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait a sec, are you the government? You have to tell us if you are.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which show is this from? I recognize it but just can't remember

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Good Place. In my opinion one of the top shows made in the past 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That was a really good show.