this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I went through a phase where I looked at every plant carefully in the hope that I could forage it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Be me. Read this as RJD2. Very confused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I usually read it as R2D2 at first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Robert Jowney Dr, The Second?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I didn't get to play it when it came out but now we're talking about it, I felt like the whole game was over when Arthur died. I just lost interest and hated playing as John because I had no attachment to his wife or child and was very much more interested in continuing my life of crime but the story basically forces you into the farming life and if I was gonna be a farmer I'd play Stardew Valley.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You should play the first game.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You should play the first game. It takes places after the first game and follows John.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You don't like John? Play this game all about John!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They said they didn't like John because they had no attachment to the character.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I know. I'm just making a dumb joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

every 3 people i say morning/evening i get an honor point

i already have 23 honor points

Anon has greeted 69 people

Nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

bought the shoe that makes the most boot like sound when I walk

You.. you mean a boot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hard leather soles, great for your feet and you only to replace them every 4 months when walking on ashpalt or concrete.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

be me, autistic to some extent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

to some extent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And those damn Pinkertons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Also dysentery