"See if you just learn these 87 simple keyboard shortcuts, you won't need to simply drag with the mouse and cut and paste at all!"
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Have you considered divorce?
Really the only way.
"nothing fancy" that's the issue, just some jumping won't impress her; you gotta do the real crazy shit. Friggin "wife not impressed by my cooking? I make a hard boiled egg and she isn't impressed"
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Maybe your wife is either VSCode or Atom gang
ive heard women are into emacs these days
We are, but, like... Just preferring something else doesn't make vim unimpressive. Silver medal's still pretty fucking prestigious, you know?
It's not like ed had any chance of being anything other than last, anyway
Skill issue
I'm sorry but your wife won't be impressed by basic vim motions. You need to learn some more advanced motions to get her wet.